Imam Ghazali's Conversation with 4 of his students

Imam Ghazali = ' Apakah yang paling dekat dengan diri kita di dunia ini ? Murid 1 = ' Orang tua ' Murid 2 = ' Guru ' Murid 3 = ' Teman ' Murid 4 = ' Kaum kerabat ' Imam Ghazali = ' Semua jawapan itu benar. Tetapi yang paling dekat dengan kita ialah MATI. Sebab itu janji Allah bahawa setiap yang bernyawa pasti akan mati ( Surah Ali-Imran :185). Imam Ghazali = ' Apa yang paling jauh dari kita di dunia ini ?' Murid 1 = ' Negeri Cina ' Murid 2 = ' Bulan ' Murid 3 = ' Matahari ' Murid 4 = ' Bintang-bintang ' Iman Ghazali = ' Semua jawaban itu benar. Tetapi yang paling benar adalah MASA LALU. Bagaimanapun kita, apapun kenderaan kita, tetap kita tidak akan dapat kembali ke masa yang lalu. Oleh sebab itu kita harus menjaga hari ini, hari esok dan hari-hari yang akan datang dengan perbuatan yang sesuai dengan ajaran Agama'. Iman Ghazali = ' Apa yang paling besar didunia ini ?' Murid 1 = ' Gunung ' Murid 2 = ' Matahari ' Murid 3 = ' Bumi ' Imam Ghazali = ' Semua jawaban itu benar, tapi yang besar sekali adalah HAWA NAFSU (Surah Al A'raf: 179). Maka kita harus hati-hati dengan nafsu kita, jangan sampai nafsu kita membawa ke neraka.' IMAM GHAZALI' Apa yang paling berat didunia? ' Murid 1 = ' Baja ' Murid 2 = ' Besi ' Murid 3 = ' Gajah ' Imam Ghazali = ' Semua itu benar, tapi yang paling be! rat adalah MEMEGANG AMANAH (Surah Al-Azab : 72 ). Tumbuh-tumbuhan, binatang, gunung, dan malaikat semua tidak mampu ketika Allah SWT meminta mereka menjadi khalifah pemimpin) di dunia ini. Tetapi manusia dengan sombongnya berebut-rebut menyanggupi permintaan Allah SWT sehingga banyak manusia masuk ke neraka kerana gagal memegang amanah.' Imam Ghazali = ' Apa yang paling ringan di dunia ini ?' Murid 1 = ' Kapas' Murid 2 = ' Angin ' Murid 3 = ' Debu ' Murid 4 = ' Daun-daun' Imam Ghazali = ' Semua jawaban kamu itu benar, tapi yang paling ringan sekali didunia ini adalah MENINGGALKAN SOLAT. Gara-gara pekerjaan kita atau urusan dunia, kita tinggalkan solat ' Imam Ghazali = ' Apa yang paling tajam sekali di dunia ini? ' Murid- Murid dengan serentak menjawab = ' Pedang ' Imam Ghazali = ' Itu benar, tapi yang paling tajam sekali didunia ! ini adalah LIDAH MANUSIA. Kerana melalui lidah, manusia dengan mudahnya menyakiti hati dan melukai perasaan saudaranya sendiri ' 'sampaikanlah walau satu ayat'..

Indon got Islam..

Style gile ah tv show nih

for once i give my acknowledgement to the indonesian entertainment business

the show is called dai kecil (pendakwah kecil)

see for urself..

tak insaf2 lg ??? bdak2 pun igt mati.

Simple Math.. haha

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

The Last Lap

The past week was probably the last school holiday in my life as a 2ndary school student

fewh, time flies, im already 17.. and soon taking my license insyaAllah

another 101 days till freedom.. cant wait!!

OK... so basically, this past week has been superb really.. it was suppose to be study-ful, but i seem to care less (not true, haha)..

this past week has been more of a family gathering really.

my sis just graduated from wisconsin and it was probly my first time seeing her after a year.

and now i cant get rid of her. haha.

and it was also my first time meeting this little fella... Adlina Safiyyah, a crybaby.. literally. haha

Ok, so the whole week has been filled with Sejarah, Chemistry and a little Addmath.

I BARELY finish reading sejarah and again, barely understand sejarah. huh, trials..

but nvrtheless yesterday we had a family bukak puasa tgether, we had roast chick and also made pizza. hoho

Meet Hafiz, my eldest Bro.

Heart-shaped Pizza ! haha

Meet my 2nd bro, fadhli

And finally after tarawikh yesterday we played Wii together til midnight. it was superb !

and today insyaAllah the whole family is goin to Masjid Wilayah for tarawikh.. i really wanted to listen to Sheikh Mo'utasem Al-asali.. his voice rocks..

and masjid wilayah is really awesome !!

THINGS I'M GONNA MISS :

1. Safiyyah

2. Family

(heheh, last raye, ayus takde..ngaha)

3. Surau As-Sobah

and friends at surau. h0h0

Looking forward to .. :

1.Ramadhan with Taiping friends

2.RAYA !!!

3. End of SPM. haha

Taiping ! here i come.. its the last lap !! yeahooo!!~

"langkahlah dgn kaki kanan dan niat untuk menuntut ilmu kerana inginkan keredhaan Allah SWT "

Salam.. insyaAllah will be my last entry before Raya..

Mangsa kebakaran di Kampung Baru..

Agak tersentak apabila melihat mangse-mangse kebakaran di kampung baru

semuanya terbakar teruk.

ade yang hangus, ade yang tinggal daging,

ade yg tinggal kulit dan darah mengalir..

jadi sempena bulan puase nih,

marilah kite beri sumbangan harta sedikit sebanyak kepada mangse2 ni..

bantulah mereka sedaya upaya kita..

moga amal jariah kite di bulan puase mendapat rahmat tuhan..

insyaAllah..

Bulan puase ni jugak e-mail² camnie aku dpt. haha

Polaroid 600

Ok.. so my sis gave me this polaroid camera..

and... i dont noe how to use it

hahaha

searching for manuals..

and probably money to spend for the films

as in.. 20$ for a pack (10 photos) ??

ughh.. haha

nevertheless, this camera rocks.

For Laughs..

The following quotations are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts by Charles M. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were taking place. Regardless of originations, they can be eye openers as to the mentality of those engaged in the drill...

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there..
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Ramadhan Shahrul Qiyam..

QIAMULAI REMAJA

BERSAMA AMAL SERDANG

TARIKH: 29 Ogos 2009 (SABTU)

TEMPAT: SURAU JUBLI PERAK, SEKSYEN 4 BBB.

SEMUA REMAJA SEKITAR/BERDEKATAN DIJEMPUT BERSAMA

TENTATIF:

10.00 MLM - BERKUMPUL DAN PENDAFTARAN

11.00 MLM - TIDUR

4.00 PAGI - QIAMULAI BERJEMAAH

5.00 PAGI - SAHUR

6.00 PAGI - SOLAT SUBUH DAN TAZKIRAH

7.30 PAGI - BERSURAI

ANJURAN:

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Journey

Im really glad that the journey is ending soon.. seriously glad..

the longer time i spend away from my frens in bangi, the more i appreciate them and how much they rock..

props to all of you guys

Lets start over after SPM shall we .. ??

its been 9 weeks...

first of all i dont understand why taiping ppl keep saying that it has been 3 months coz we started schooling at 14th of june till yesterday, so 3 months ?? 0.o ? haha

ok wtv

lets recap these '3 months'

hmm...

1. started off with inter-mrsm debate at mrsm bentong : we got till the semi-finals and alhamdulillah i scored top 5 national best speaker :D.. My teammate izzat got 2nd for best speaker and my 3rd speaker, shaik is supposably to beat izzat for 2nd place but he didnt enter one match and lost that chance. huhu.. but overall i had a really great experience debating about vernacular schools, adult punishments, alternative medicine, nuclear power, genetic engineering, globalization, and etc. lupe dah. haha
2. so we got back home and started our pre-trials. well it sucked. i reaalllyy sucked in my pre-trials.. but the marks were surprisingly.. average. haha. except for sejarah and chem. as usual. :D haha
3. after pre-trials we had minggu activity. as usual, we the EMCs had to organize BLACK AND WHITE which is an acitivity simillar to 70s night.the usual dance to the beat activity. haha. it was supposably to be organized by the form 4s.. but... we dont trust them. haha continuing on, we had a mock interview for everyone. i scored 90% for the interview. but surprisingly that wasnt enough to get me out of 34th place. haha. but im quite shocked to actually see some ppl scoring 98 and 99. i mean its virtually impossible for someone to get that kind of mark in an oral and attitude test. because basically an interview is subjective, there's no specific 100%. it all depends on the interviewer. and really even in a real interview, you can never get a perfect candidate right ? but i dont mind really all i noe is that it was fun. huhu
4. so after that mr abdullah asked me to organized the final bm interclass debate comp. along with zul, meor and the LDPs. well it was actually a dream to organize such event. i had always wanted to expose the students to the debating culture that we have in UIA and inter-mrsm. the grand entrance with the songs and about the hall of champions and such. its kind of a prestige event for the debaters. i managed to include the traditional UIA song into the grand entrance but sadly, the venue was a little bit tad... haha
5. after the activity week we finally got our marks for pre-trials. it sucked as predicted. but i was really happy to get my english paper. i wrote about how sir lancelot got its title. about how he was the chosen one to save the queen and he fought the baby dragon to save her. finally the dragon ate a rabbit's foot from lancelot's pocket and the dragon turned into a small white rabbit. hahahahaha. ok im really glad the teacher was pleased with my first ever fantasy essay. ngaha. but Al's essay was a lot more fun really. he wrote about a love story. about how he stalked this girl and saw her with a guy. the guy was eventually her cardiac doctor. the girl went missing and gave a diary to al. and the diary revealed everything. haahaha style gile ah.
6. so lastly we had the annual charity exco dinner funded by miss yeoh aka the tauke bus. thanks so much it was great !. huhu

ok so its time for Trials. :D

GLAD TO BE HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH by the way

we now have a new member of the family

meet Safiyyah..